I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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