At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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