So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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