And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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