He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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