what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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