After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Im part way to drunk.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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