If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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