Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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