I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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