i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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