We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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