He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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