just come out here and I will go home with you...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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