It's like God shit irony all over that family
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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