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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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