It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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