Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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