i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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