does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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