I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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