before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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