just come out here and I will go home with you...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
babies were throwing up all over the place
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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