hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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