Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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