coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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