Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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