Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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