If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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