So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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