So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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