How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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