Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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