I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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