just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have tasted many bathrooms
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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