1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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