oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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