I have demons in me.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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