May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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