How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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