There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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