brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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