I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I didn't notice because vodka
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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