I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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