The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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