He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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