I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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