You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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