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  • Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 10:55am

    Virgin hunting. What a sport.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 12:33pm

      Frustrating at times. It's like hunting Yeti

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        Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 6:14pm

        I don't even think it's virgin hunting season anymore. Isn't that around the beginning of first semester, not the end?

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 6:44pm

          Do virgins over 16 exist? Urban myth?

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            Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:48am

            Depends on the state/county. I know of a 13 year old who's already preggo here in NC, but I was 19 and enlisted before I lost my V-card out in California and I gotta say it was not worth the wait.

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    Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 29, 10 at 12:51pm

    Rick scott's a virgin, on the front side, but his behind's been torn wide open.

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    Submitted by Imma_Hokie on Nov 29, 10 at 10:46am

    Bears can smell the menstruation

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    Submitted by bongrippa on Nov 29, 10 at 1:19pm

    death eaters at hogwarts?

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    Submitted by erisblake on Mar 8, 11 at 1:15am

    @said8ED yes we exist

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    Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 29, 10 at 12:48pm

    Rick scott's

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    Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Nov 30, 10 at 12:33am

    Brendan has a manjina!!

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    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:15pm

    If you keep it up, guys in jail will be able to smell your innocence

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    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:48am

    alright, i'll warm up the windowless van again.

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    Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Nov 29, 10 at 9:24pm

    Do born again virgins count?

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    Submitted by swallows on Nov 30, 10 at 8:39am

    Hopefully college or somebody will eventually be using your asshole as a broom closet when it's not storing their fat meat.