...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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